Where does life begin?

In the age old question, which came first, the chicken or the egg? I have found myself pondering over the many possibilities that can manifest itself. The main outcome of it all tends to be, simply, "Who gives a rat's yaw-hole!??". On the other hand there's much more to it and the development of ideas and the search for answers is what truly makes the pondering worth it! Especially when you come to a very believeable conclusion, then you can tell people when THEY ask the question and it makes them look completely stupid,as in, their face when their motuhs drop from sucha quick and meaningful answer, not ONLY because it's supposed to be an unanswerable question. The fun arises when I come to my conclusions. From all points, people only really look at the obvious, then quit. The egg came first because the chicken had to hatch from it in order to make more, but rarely do they care so much as to realize that achicken has to lay the egg. Others just go with the chicken of course because it had to lay the egg. The biggest cop out in history is that of the christian faith. There wasn't one or the other first, the nameless god of christianity just made them off the top of his head for shiites and giggles. I mean come on now, if you were a god like me, then you'd probably be pretty bored too after at least 6 billion years of creating a universe, so "What the hell? Why not create a chicken???" of all things? So in the christian sense, the chicken and the egg just appeared there at the same time already both fully developed because god wanted it that way, he couldn't wait for the chicken to decide to stick the egg up her beacon of glory, get it fertilized and pop it back out to become another chicken to carry on the new tradition, NO, he just made them like they are now and nothign ever changed. Ok, so on the other side, the non-christian side, we have normal people, those who believe in science and evolution. Obviously, the egg came first, because no one ever seems to mention the foremost testimonial in this case. "Which came first? The chicken? Or the CHICKEN egg?". There's been egg-laying for millions and millions of years, who knows, maybe evlution decided that some of the first algae and goop-beings even layed micro-eggs at one point. Eggs have been around forever as far as we're concerned. For those few of us who have thought it over and discovered this catch, we think further and adding in the fact of it's a chiken egg, then we see that the egg HAD to come first. Evolution dictates change and adaptation. SO, the first chicken egg that was layed, wasn't layed by a chicken! As evolution goes, there's a time when things change too much top be that original "creation" anymore, so the chicken that hatched from the egg was the first new occurrence of the chicken. The thing that layed the egg that the chicken hatched from WASN'T a chicken yet, it was the final evolution of the previous bird species. Yet another way to see it, is the chicken egg wasn't a chicken egg even though a chicken popped out of it. The egg was still the other species egg, but it made a mistake in genetics upon being sperminated. So in this case, the chicken had to come first, because only a chicken can lay a chicken egg. There is yet another view to look at. There is niether a chicken nor a chicken egg! What we are seeing is just a dream, or we are all parts of someone's dream,t herefore what we percieve doesn't actually exist at all!!! Continuing on this side of the argument, chickens and chicken eggs do not exist for the primary reason, that's NOT what they're called! Yes, there's translations and all, but when was the last time you heard a chicken call itself a chicken??? Especially when did you hear a chicekn call it's egg, an egg? Or even moreso a CHICKEN egg??? Language is a fundamental of communication, but why isn't food called something different? When we eat hummus, we're eating hummus, the name hasn't been changed based on our languages. So what makes us think that we're so superior that we can't call a chicken by it's proper name? Saying, because we can't understand it's language is NOT a viable excuse! We learn otherl anguages, we teach other things our languages, are we actually so dumb that no one can actually study with another species and learn their language? Although it would be rather fun to walk into a supermarket and hear a bunch of people clucking in different tones beacuse they're asking where the chikcen aisle is! The world of possibilites continues to exist and to stymie the best of us, well I suppose the worst too, though they don't really waste precious time to think about these ridiculous things. In my case, I have just totally rounded my mind out and can't figure out which conclusion I came up with to believe in overall. As soon as I acn relax the mental strain I just agrieved myself with, I'll get back to you and most likely give another argument for the same question yet in another light of things! For now, take care my lovelies and enjoy your days! *mwah* *mwah* *MWAH*

Ok ok, I know, I opened this thing up thinking I was going to be able to make it exciting and keep it up! Well, it's a little bit more complicated than that! First I need time to gather what resources i need for a good post, and I need time to tweak and edit the postings, so I WILL eventually get some good looking posts going, but for now, another word post...

I'm back in school!!!!!!! Going to Art Institutes International for Photography, then hopefully get my degree and want to open my own modelling agency, or work as a freelance photographer, maybe do a paparazzi stint or two. Who knows, the world will be my new playground and I'm totally loving the idea of it!!!! Go Me!!!!

All hurray for firsties!!!

Yeah I know, this place looks like excrement, but that's just because I barely started this thingy! It will get better as I create backgrounds and stuffs for it, and of course, come up with material! This is meant to show my life as it goes from my monologues, to past notices from my days on the radio, to my search for the Best Songs In The World list and also some of my photographic endeavors. I'm going back to school to get a degree in photography and hope that this new direction in my life will be much more successful than my last 20 years! Anyways, nice to meet any of you who find this and begin your adventure into my head! *mwah*